Spooge's Spit Up - Satans Wife

People were talking in their church pews when suddenly Satan appearedatthe front of the church with a flash of light and a cloud of sulfuroussmoke.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance,tramplingeach other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.Sooneveryone had left the church except for one elderly gentleman who satcalmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact thatGod's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?Theman replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY foralleternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraidof me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years