Quasi's Fun Vids - Response to "Leave Britney Alone"
This is great - more people should do this.... ROTFLOL
This was in response to "Leave Britney Alone!!!"
This is great - more people should do this.... ROTFLOL
This was in response to "Leave Britney Alone!!!"

Answers Given on a Bible Knowledge Test
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.
A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n.
What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n
You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he "made the dinner."
Blonde jokes (blond joks) n.
Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n
Gotta get married in a church.
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n.
An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.
A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
The last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v
To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n.
What you spend ½ an hour writing, then forget to take to the store.
Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n.
Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again.
See "Magician."
Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n
Similar to a black hole in space -- if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
Childbirth (child*brth) n.
You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breathe...push..."
Lipstick (lip*stik) n
On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!
Park (park) v./n.
Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
Patience (pa*shens) n.
The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."
Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n.
Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
Valentine\'s Day (val*en*tinez dae) n
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
Thanks to Strange Cosmos
The Ferrari Formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK government's youth opportunity scheme and employ young people from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought about after a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds will millions of euro's worth of high tech equipment.
Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by Ferrari management which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour.
As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have the advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for.
At the crew's first practise session, the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.
A guy sees a sign in front of a house in Luton UK:
"Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Sure do." the dog replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the MI5 about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running."
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, "Ten quid."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Cause he's a fucking liar. He didn't do any of that shit."
Parody song about Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.
Thanks to M Smith for this fun parody
OMG What a Loser!!!
See what started all of this HERE
Some comments I agree with are:
what a LOSER
everyone lets cry over britney stupid spears shes the one f*ckin up her own carrer by drinking, partying, and having sex with every single guy and getting pregnant and not taking care of her sons
Why is he crying and yelling like a big baby for? Grow up and get over yourself!!!!! Also why the heck does he have eye make up on?!!! What a FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha this guys a freak, he need help
umm........................i've got nothing to say. This is just umm........ I really dont know what to say.
NO YOUR NOT WELL
That's just freaky, that dude needs to get a life! Seriously
It's pretty painful to watch. he's right about the professionalism but still, he kinda over reacted =/.
Wow this is hilarious ...he has a point tho but still i never would've thought a dude would cry over a celebrity like that forget like that crying in general .....dude ur so effin kool u got sum mean cojones to post something like this
what the fuck?that was the funniest thing i've seen all fuckin day... he totally has a point...but seriously man.have some dignity.damn.
i think this is the most scariest thing iv'e ever seen
HOLY SHIT!!!!! holy shit that was the funniest thing ive ever seen!!!!! hoooooooo, deep breaths...