Joke of the Week
There was a woman who was married to an Italian for over 50 years when she told him she wanted a divorce. Totally shocked, he asked her what was wrong and she said that she just wanted a divorce. He suggested that they see a marriage counselor first and she reluctantly agreed.
They went to the office of the counselor and he suggested that he interview the woman first, in private, while her husband stayed in the waiting room. He asked her what the problems were and she said, "Two things. He constantly picks his nose and he will never let me get on top when we make love - not once in 50 years."
"Those don't appear to be irreconcilable differences to me. A compromise of some kind should be possible", advised the marriage counselor. "Why don't you step out and allow me to speak with your husband."
After the Italian had seated himself, the counselor stated, "Your wife told me that she wants a divorce because you constantly pick your nose and you will never let her get on top when you make love. Can you explain this behavior to me?"
"Of course", replied the Italian, "I have always followed the advice my father gave me before I left the old country. He said, 'Son, you're going to America. It is the land of opportunity. Anything is possible. You can do anything and be anything you can imagine, just keep your nose clean and don't f*&k up!"
They went to the office of the counselor and he suggested that he interview the woman first, in private, while her husband stayed in the waiting room. He asked her what the problems were and she said, "Two things. He constantly picks his nose and he will never let me get on top when we make love - not once in 50 years."
"Those don't appear to be irreconcilable differences to me. A compromise of some kind should be possible", advised the marriage counselor. "Why don't you step out and allow me to speak with your husband."
After the Italian had seated himself, the counselor stated, "Your wife told me that she wants a divorce because you constantly pick your nose and you will never let her get on top when you make love. Can you explain this behavior to me?"
"Of course", replied the Italian, "I have always followed the advice my father gave me before I left the old country. He said, 'Son, you're going to America. It is the land of opportunity. Anything is possible. You can do anything and be anything you can imagine, just keep your nose clean and don't f*&k up!"
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