The Maori and the Gay.

At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Maori 2 metres tall and 150 kilos. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obvious gay guy walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers the gay guy plucks up the courage to say something to the big Maori.

Leaning over towards the Maori he whispers, 'Do you want a blow-job?'

At this the massive Maori leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the gay guy in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool...

He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving the little precious one bruised and battered in the car park, and returned to his seat at the bar.

Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. 'I've never seen you react like that', he says,' Just what did he say to you?'

'I'm not sure', the Maori replies,

"Something about a job..."