Showing posts with label Slang. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Slang. Show all posts

Slang of the Day - Whovian

Whovian:  Doctor Who Fan

Example:  Phil K: "Hey check out this new new hoodie I got - Bowties are Cool". Mike M:  "You are such a Whovian Phil"

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Slang of the Day - Fangtard


Fangtard: A specific type of loser in the gothic poseur category, the fangtard is a cultural stereotype that began to invade the gothic night clubs in the later 90s.
Some typical traits include fake fangs, Victorian attire, black trench coats, poet or pirate shirts,
dyed black hair, white makeup, top hats, Anne Rice novels, and _Vampire: the Masquerade_ game books.
Some actually try to convince others that they are vampires, when in fact they are merely losers
who live with their parents. 

Example: If that fangtard doesn't stay away from my girlfriend, I'm going to knock the plastic out of his mouth.

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Slang of the Day - Earvalanche


Earvalanche: A large mass of earwax or other ear debris suddenly and unexpectedly falling from the ear 

Example: I had an embarassing earvalanche during dinner, and several large pieces of wax fell into my soup.

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Slang of the Day - Dance Nazi


Dance Nazi: A person who goes around correcting dancers at a ceili, those who are just enjoying themselves recreationally. 

Example: A. Get you self into step.
B. Oh, get off, you dance nazi.

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Slang of the Day - Cake & Pie


Cake and Pie: So easy as to be laughable, a piece of cake and easy as pie combined, from Bill Gibson, somewhere in the Neuromancer trilogy. 

Example: Doing graphics on a Macintosh? Cake and pie!

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Slang of the Day - Bag Fries


Bag Fries: The french fries that fall out of the individual containers, and collect at the bottom of the larger bag. 

Example: A: I call bag fries!
B: No way, I drove here, and driver always gets bag fries. It's a rule common to all civilized nations.

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Slang of the Day - Aberzombie


Aberzombie: One who wears only Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. 

Example: Trust me, you're not his type. He's only into other Aberzombies like himself.

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Slang of the Day - VBAddicism


VBAddicism: One who is addicted to the programming language Visual Basic. 

Example: John has VBAddicism. He lost his job from being overly active in Visual Basic.

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Slang of the Day - Octology


Octology: A numerological theory which has scriptural, logic and metaphysical arguments at its basis.
The essence of that theory is based on the fact that 8 is the light, the perfect number,
and even more than that.
OCTO=8 in Latin
LOGOS=science,word (Greek)
so from here is deriving-octology. 

Example: Octology considers that mankind must to return to peace, by stoping wars, and loving all,
by transforming evil in good, 7 in 8.

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Slang of the Day - Safety


Safety: An unfinished cigarette that is purposely extinguished so it can be saved and re-lit later on.
Sometimes they will end up saving the day for you (hence the name safety) when you're out of cigs and craving like a madman. 

Example: I'm smoked out. I'm makin' a safety.

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Slang of the Day - Wafi


Wafi: Wind Assisted Fucking Idiots--nautical term used by skippers of motor boats to describe sailors. 

Example: We would have been here sooner but some Wafi had to be rescued.

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Ice Cube IQ


Ice Cube IQ: An IQ not greater than the temperature of ice cubes (32 degrees F). 

Example: Gary Condit must have an ice cube IQ. How about the people he represents?

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Slang of the Day - Hagiophagia


Hagiophagia: An unnatural, excessive desire to eat a saint. 

Example: Even from the far end of the long dinner table in that parallel astral realm, the beautiful St. Cindi could feel the hagiophagia rising up inside the Big Super Deity, and she was very tense. Don't worry, He or She chuckled, noting it but not stopping the spinning whetstone which sang against knife and fork. It's only a metaphor.

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Slang of the Day - I Spilled My Coffee!


I Spilled My Coffee!: This is a playful inside joke.
It is a code for when you find someone so highly attractive that you'd spill your coffee just at the mention of her name. She makes you come undone inside, and most times you blush at the very thought of her. 

Example: Datura, Vince! Spill your coffee now.
I spilled that, the entire carafe, and the coffee grounds.

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Slang of the Day - Jacked


Jacked: Quite strong, muscular. 

Example: Did you see that bouncer, he was jacked.

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Slang of the Day - Quitters


Quitters: A pair of socks that won't stay up due to worn-out elastic. 

Example: I've been pulling up these lousy quitters all day long, where's the tape!

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Slang of the Day - Nanatechnology

 
Nanatechnology: the effect of design completion by banana gas - usually manifested as ripening, but in this case applied to slightly broken things kept in a drawer for months in the hope that they will work again when you take them out next year sometime. Batteries and floppy disks are examples of things you'd put in a drawer instead of throwing away when they don't work. 

Example: Most of us who are into technology in the slightest have probably gone down the road of pretending this idea is baked.
Most of us have put broken items, flat batteries, non-working floppy discs etc. into a certain drawer we have. Where, along with all the other mixed up items, coaxial ethernet cards, pocket lasers that never get used, business cards, ancient CD-Roms and whatever else, miraculously the battery emerges many months later with a few minutes of life / the floppy is readable for long enough to rescue.
Goodness knows how this actually works - scientists currently think that it works by a kind of encoding based around the order and constituency of socks that have passed through the vortex, powered by a sort of cold fusion dissemination, using ball point pens as fuel. Or something.
Well, why not have an actual drawer with actual analytical powers, and hopefully the next step - resurrection powers. This could be achieved using nanatechnology. This is a form of technology that uses banana gas, to form catalytic actions based on the eventual outcome of the planned pattern of progress and design in an item.
Usually, this manifests itself in ripening - here, in our healing drawer however, it results in things 'getting better' in such a way that we all magically hope it would in any ordinary passive drawer.
That it does in ordinary drawers, to some extent, could be explained by the likelihood that you, or someone in your street, has had some bananas around at some point during the object's hibernation in your drawer.

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Slang of the Day - Gaposis


Gaposis: a condition of having gaps between ones front teeth 

Example: Her smile was not the best because she suffered from gaposis.

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Slang of the Day - Olds Mo Brile


Olds Mo Brile: Southern Cadillac. 

Example: That's my olds mo brile. Over yonder. Ain't she purty.

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Slang of the Day - Jelly Baby


Jelly Baby: A small, chewy candy available in many fruity flavors. Extremely useful for getting out of bad situations. This candy is only carried by time-travelers. 

Example: (To a supervillain): I see fifty years of hibernation hasn't cured your megalomania. Have a jelly baby.

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