Fangtard: A specific type of loser in the gothic poseur category, the fangtard is a cultural stereotype that began to invade the gothic night clubs in the later 90s. Some typical traits include fake fangs, Victorian attire, black trench coats, poet or pirate shirts, dyed black hair, white makeup, top hats, Anne Rice novels, and _Vampire: the Masquerade_ game books. Some actually try to convince others that they are vampires, when in fact they are merely losers who live with their parents.
Example: If that fangtard doesn't stay away from my girlfriend, I'm going to knock the plastic out of his mouth.
Octology: A numerological theory which has scriptural, logic and metaphysical arguments at its basis. The essence of that theory is based on the fact that 8 is the light, the perfect number, and even more than that. OCTO=8 in Latin LOGOS=science,word (Greek) so from here is deriving-octology.
Example: Octology considers that mankind must to return to peace, by stoping wars, and loving all, by transforming evil in good, 7 in 8.
Safety: An unfinished cigarette that is purposely extinguished so it can be saved and re-lit later on. Sometimes they will end up saving the day for you (hence the name safety) when you're out of cigs and craving like a madman.
Hagiophagia: An unnatural, excessive desire to eat a saint.
Example: Even from the far end of the long dinner table in
that parallel astral realm, the beautiful St. Cindi could feel the
hagiophagia rising up inside the Big Super Deity, and she was very
tense. Don't worry, He or She chuckled, noting it but not stopping the spinning whetstone which sang against knife and fork. It's only a metaphor.
I Spilled My Coffee!: This is a playful inside joke. It
is a code for when you find someone so highly attractive that you'd
spill your coffee just at the mention of her name. She makes you come
undone inside, and most times you blush at the very thought of her.
Example: Datura, Vince! Spill your coffee now. I spilled that, the entire carafe, and the coffee grounds.
Nanatechnology: the effect of design
completion by banana gas - usually manifested as ripening, but in this
case applied to slightly broken things kept in a drawer for months in
the hope that they will work again when you take them out next year
sometime. Batteries and floppy disks are examples of things you'd put in
a drawer instead of throwing away when they don't work.
Example: Most of us who are into technology in the slightest have probably gone down the road of pretending this idea is baked. Most
of us have put broken items, flat batteries, non-working floppy discs
etc. into a certain drawer we have. Where, along with all the other
mixed up items, coaxial ethernet cards, pocket lasers that never get
used, business cards, ancient CD-Roms and whatever else, miraculously
the battery emerges many months later with a few minutes of life / the
floppy is readable for long enough to rescue. Goodness knows how this
actually works - scientists currently think that it works by a kind of
encoding based around the order and constituency of socks that have
passed through the vortex, powered by a sort of cold fusion
dissemination, using ball point pens as fuel. Or something. Well, why
not have an actual drawer with actual analytical powers, and hopefully
the next step - resurrection powers. This could be achieved using
nanatechnology. This is a form of technology that uses banana gas, to
form catalytic actions based on the eventual outcome of the planned
pattern of progress and design in an item. Usually, this manifests
itself in ripening - here, in our healing drawer however, it results in
things 'getting better' in such a way that we all magically hope it
would in any ordinary passive drawer. That it does in ordinary
drawers, to some extent, could be explained by the likelihood that you,
or someone in your street, has had some bananas around at some point
during the object's hibernation in your drawer.