A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of  their wives. 
The Canadian says, "You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of meat, and we don't even have a freezer! 
The Scotsman says, "That's nothing! My wife went   out last week and bought a brand new $30,000 car, and she can't even drive! 
Not to be out done, the Aussie says, "My wife is a lot dumber than that! Last week she left for a two week holiday in Paris and I saw her pack 20 condoms! Hell, she doesn't even have a penis!"

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