Mrs Johnson..has it all worked OUT.


Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous artist.
She told the artist, "Paint me with 3- caret diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, shimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful red ruby pendant."

"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."

"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the b**** to go nuts looking for the jewelry!!!