Spooge's Spit Up - The 10 Commandments

1. Thou Shalt have no other Gods before me....Save for unlimited power and money that is.



2. Thou shalt not make unto thee an idol....Unless they're rich, famous and impossibly sexy.



3. Thou shalt not take the name of the lord thy God in vain....Unless you are about to wage war.



4. Remember the Sabbath day to keep it Holy....Monday, Tuesday and so on are OK too.



5. Honor thy father and thy mother....Especially when a large inheritance is involved.



6. Thou shalt not kill....unless your wife has run off with your boss who fired you earlier this morning.



7. Thou shalt not commit adultery....Unless you've been invited to a wild foresome in the suburbs.



8. Thou shalt not steal....Unless you want something weeely bad.



9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thry neighbour....Unless you despise him (and there is something in it for you).



10. Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy neighbour....Call the IRS instead.