Spooge's Spit Up - 15 Pieces of Advice

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers



2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.



3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.



4. Never let your man's mind wander - It's too little to be out alone.



5. Go for the younger man - You might as well, they never mature anyway.



6. All men are the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.



7. Definition of a bachelor - A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.



8. Women don't make fools of men - Most of them are the Do-It-Yourself types.



9. Best way to get man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.



10. Love is blind - Marriage is a real eye opener.



11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.



12. Tthe children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years - Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.



13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.



14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes - It means that you laugh at his.



15. Sadly, all men are created equal.