My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong .

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters saying: "You can have mine."

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.