Spooge's Spit Up - A New Day, A New Thought

A New Day, A New Thought

Never take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.

Life is sexually transmitted

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have 2 emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies....Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticisim.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30c?

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have some to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

You read all about these Terrorists most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are 2 days late with a video and those people are all over you. I think we should put blockbuster in charge of Immigration. (NO SHIT!!!)