My feet are getting cold, cause you knocked my socks off
I need someone really bad, are you really bad?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
If not I will walk past again
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Can I get some fries to go with that shake?
That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed
Beauty is only a light switch away
Let only Latex stand in the way of our love
I Hope you know CPR cause you take my breath away
You look like my next girlfriend
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Lie down, I think I love you.
Hi my name is Chance, do I have one?
I am an organ doner, need anything?
Can I see your tan lines?
Pardon me but are you a screamer or a moaner?
If I were you, I'd do me
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first
Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Can I borrow your library card? cause I want to check you out
Nice pants, can I test the Zipper?
Can you count? Then you better count on spending the night
Hi I'm Mr Right, someone said you were looking for me?
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you
I'd look good on youWere you arrested earlier? It's got to be illegal looking that good
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
Your place or mine?
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