Spooge's Spit Up - Hollywood

"Hollywood is a place where the stars twinkle until they wrinkle."
Victor Mature

"A trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat."
Wilson Mizner

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you $50,000 for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul."
Marilyn Monroe

"Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors."
Walter Winchell

"Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom."
Candice Bergen

"Hollywood is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder."
William Faulkner