Spooge's Spit Up - Quotes on Love

I've had diseases that lasted longer than my marriages.
Nell Carter

I tried phone s-e-x - it gave me an ear infection.
Richard Lewis

If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no s-e-x life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield

It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.
Joan Rivers

I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
Joan Collins

If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children" -- they leave skid marks.
Rita Rudner