Spooge's Spit Up - Fun Quotes
"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving."
Henry Youngman.
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"
Steven Wright.
"Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night."
PeterUstinov. (grunt)
"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."
Steve Martin
"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women."
Groucho Marx
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
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