Spooge's Spit Up - Funny Quotes
"A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14."
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"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it..."
Oprah Winfrey
"It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that really matter…"
Marlene Dietrich
"Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."
Oprah Winfrey
"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."
Dolly Parton
"Don't tell anyone. I'm supposed to be dumb."
Former supermodel Helena Christensen admits she can speak six languages
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