Spooge's Spit Up - Our Town Is So Small...
Our Town Is So Small...
our city limits signs are both on the same post!
the City jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell
the McDonalds only has one Golden Arch
the 7-11 is a 3 1/2 - 5 1/2
the one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions
the phone book has only one page
there's nothing doing every minute
the ZIP code was a fraction
Second Street is in the next town over
there's no place to go that you shouldn't
a "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes
the mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog
the New Year's baby was born in October
our city limits signs are both on the same post!
the City jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell
the McDonalds only has one Golden Arch
the 7-11 is a 3 1/2 - 5 1/2
the one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions
the phone book has only one page
there's nothing doing every minute
the ZIP code was a fraction
Second Street is in the next town over
there's no place to go that you shouldn't
a "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes
the mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog
the New Year's baby was born in October
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