"I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it."

"I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!"

"Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm."

"Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!"

"Make somebody happy. Mind your own business."

"Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?"

"Are your parents siblings?"

"As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"