Spooge's Spit Up - Grin and Bear It

A pre-med student from the University of Arizona was looking to score with his date on a Friday night. Determined to put the girl in the mood he drove her up to a spot on Mount Lemmon, which overlooked the city of Tucson.

They walked to an open knoll where they could see the city lights. Overcome by the romantic locale she succumbed to his pleas and they stripped down, made a bed of their clothes, and passionately began making love.

Heavy storm clouds then began rolling overhead and the low rumble of thunder inside them excited the lovers even more. At the first few flashes of lightning, they never looked up to see the charred remains of once great trees.

Their idyllic clearing was a hotbed of electrical activity during the warm desert nights. With a blinding light, a bolt of lightning struck the high point on the knoll, which happened to be the pre-med student's ass, and sought the path of least resistance, straight down to the pretty young girl.

Incredibly he survived, but he was in excruciating pain. The heat of the lightning had fused together his flesh and the latex condom he was wearing, so that the lovers were now stuck together like a pair of dogs. The girl, unfortunately, did not survive the lightning strike.

When the student looked down into the vacant eyes of his girlfriend and realised that she was dead, his immediate repulsion caused him to jerk away from her, which of course, was impossible. A wave of pain and nausea made him vomit into the girl's face and open mouth! Heaving only caused more pain and repeated vomiting until finally he passed out!

Some time later, attracted by the smell of 'food', a bear found it's way to the two lovers and began to lick the semi-digested pizza and chicken wings from the dead girl's face. Just at that time the pre-med student woke up, but when he saw the bear, there was little that he could do other than watch and lay there silently in fear.

To his horror the bear became dissatisfied with just a lick and started to eat the girl, loudly crunching her facial bones only inches from the his ear. The bear also tasted the student , scraping the back of his skull with it's teeth, before moving on.

Around mid-morning a group of junior girl scouts, up for a fun weekend camp out, arrived at the campsite where the pre-med student's car was parked. It was only a matter of minutes before three screaming girls discovered the student, who had regained consciousness several times in the night and had managed to drag himself and the partially-eaten girl about 20 feet.

Doctors managed to 'successfully' separate the student from the corpse, but his penis looked like a small piece of cauliflower in it's flaccid state. The first hint of arousal resulted in so much pain, that the student was unable, or unwilling, to achieve a full erection. Future surgery may produce a reasonably functioning penis, but the student's testicles, desribed by doctors as a 'scrotum mass' are irreparable.