"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

Socrates

"My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it."

Groucho Marx

"The great question ... which I have not been able to answer ... is, 'What does a woman want?'"

Sigmund Freud

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

Sacha Guitry