Spooge's Spit Up - Happiness Quotes

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
(Ed Furgol)

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
(Charles Lamb)

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on.
(Sam Goldwyn)

Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
(Spike Milligan)

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
(Henny Youngman)

There are three easy ways of losing money - racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain.
(Lord Amherst)

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
(Paul Getty)

Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially legal tender.
(Kay Ingram)