Spooge's Spit Up - Dumb
"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL
"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian
"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there."
Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
Bill Peterson, football coach
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Britney Spears, Pop Singer
Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL
"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian
"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there."
Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
Bill Peterson, football coach
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Britney Spears, Pop Singer
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