Spooge's Spit Up - Money


"Early to bed and early to rise -- till you get enough money to do otherwise."
Peter's Almanac


"God is on everyone's side … and in the last analysis, he is on the side with plenty of money and large armies.
Jean Anouilh (1910-87), French playwright


University President: "Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment? Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers...and the Department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn't even ask for erasers."
Isaac Asimov (1920-92), Russian-born American scientist, writer


"The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell."
Humphrey Bogart, American actor


"The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him."
Paul Louis Courier
"Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends."
Larry Wilde

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