Spooge's Spit Up - Sports



"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that."
Bill Shankly, In Sunday Times (UK) Oct. 4 1981


"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead."
Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)


"Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings."
George F. Will (1941 - )


"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein."
Joe Theismann, Former quarterback


"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
Phyllis Diller

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