Spooge's Spit Up - Things You Shouldn't Do

"Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even."
James Carville

"Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got."
Janis Joplin

"Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity."
Nick Diamos

"Never believe in mirrors or newspapers."
Tom Stoppard

"Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon."
Jilly Cooper

"Never purchase beauty products in a hardware store."
Miss Piggy