Spooge's Spit Up - Cheap Shots about Men & Women
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."
Oliver Herford
"Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body."
John Vanbrugh
"The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is."
Helen Rowland
"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking."
Rupert Hughes
"Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman."
Maryon Pearson
"Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in."
Katharine Whitehorn
"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses."
Elizabeth Taylor
Oliver Herford
"Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body."
John Vanbrugh
"The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is."
Helen Rowland
"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking."
Rupert Hughes
"Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman."
Maryon Pearson
"Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in."
Katharine Whitehorn
"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses."
Elizabeth Taylor
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