Spooge's Spit Up - Law
"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty."
Norm Crosby
JUDGE, n: A law student who marks his own papers.
H. L. Mencken
"We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read."
Mark Twain
"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
Jean Kerr
"In university they don't tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools."
Doris Lessing
"When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken."
Benjamin Disraeli
Norm Crosby
JUDGE, n: A law student who marks his own papers.
H. L. Mencken
"We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read."
Mark Twain
"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
Jean Kerr
"In university they don't tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools."
Doris Lessing
"When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken."
Benjamin Disraeli
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