Spooge's Spit Up - On People
"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."
Unknown
"People like you are the reason people like me take pills!"
Neva Faith Linn
"There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and…."
Brad Ramsey
"Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!"
Unknown
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde
"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."
H.L. Mencken
Unknown
"People like you are the reason people like me take pills!"
Neva Faith Linn
"There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and…."
Brad Ramsey
"Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties!"
Unknown
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde
"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."
H.L. Mencken
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