Spooge's Spit Up - 7 Supposedly Fun (And Actually Awful) Sex Ideas

It's always the same: the missionary, the dog style, that thing where you put the Saran Wrap over her face. You find yourself thinking, 'There's got to be more than this. Some new ideas to spice things up.' There are, but they're not all good ...

#7.Filming It
We're both putting on the just-out-college-in-first-job twenty five. I barely fit in my Dockers and have an impressive set of B-cup man-breasts. Your ass is expanding faster than the Chinese economy, and you're really insecure about it. Let's film ourselves fucking. We'll do it on the futon, in your efficiency unit. You have fluorescent reading lights next to your bed, right? I want to make sure we get all my backne, and those hairy moles on your thigh.

Problem No. 1: She never wants to have sex again.

Problem No. 2: That's fine with you.

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