Spooge's Spit Up - On Celebrities
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
Mike Tyson
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse.
Jacqueline Kennedy
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Joan Rivers
I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five.
Mick Jagger
It's a drag having to wear socks during matches, because the tan, like, stops at the ankles. I can never get my skin, like, color coordinated.
Monica Seles
Sometimes I feel like an old hooker.
Cher
Mike Tyson
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse.
Jacqueline Kennedy
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Joan Rivers
I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five.
Mick Jagger
It's a drag having to wear socks during matches, because the tan, like, stops at the ankles. I can never get my skin, like, color coordinated.
Monica Seles
Sometimes I feel like an old hooker.
Cher
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