Spooge's Spit Up - Out of the Mouths of Babes

1) no matter how hard you try you can't baptise cats.

2) When your mom's angry at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) you can't trust dogs to watch your food.

4) you can't hide broccoli in a glass of milk.

5) the 4 stages of life are :-
You believe in father Santa
You don't beliueve in Santa
You are Santa
You look like Santa

6) SUCEESS
at 4 is not peeing your pants
at 12 it's having friends
at 16-17 it's learning to drive
at 30-50 its having money
at 70 it's having friends
at 75 it's having a driving licence
at 80 it's not peeing in your pants

7) Minister : " Dear Lord, withouyt you we are but dust..."
girl to mother " Mom, what's butt dust?"

8) James (4) during bible story about Lot, "warned to take his wife and flee out of the city ... when lot's wife was turned to 'salt' enquired " What happened to the flea ?"

9) Dear God
How did you know you were God?
Who told you ?

10) Dear God
I bet it is very hard for you to love everybody
in the whole world.
There's only 4 in my family...
& I can never do it.