Spooge's Spit Up - On Famous Women
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Erica Jong
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
Rita Rudner
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita Rudner
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
Wendy Liebman
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
Sue Grafton
Dolly Parton
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Erica Jong
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
Rita Rudner
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita Rudner
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
Wendy Liebman
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
Sue Grafton
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