Spooge's Spit Up - Sayings

THE BBC HAVE SAID THAT BLACKS AND ASIANS ARE NOT REPRESENTED ENOUGH ON - TV SO THEY'RE PUTTING CRIMEWATCH ON TWICE A WEEK.

85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower........ The other 15% haven't been to prison yet

A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!