Education
"In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards."
(Mark Twain)
"Dublin University contains the dream of Ireland - rich and thick."
(Samuel Beckett)
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
(Mark Twain)
"Don't let schooling interfere with your education."
(Mark Twain)
"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like 'What I'm going to be if I grow up.'"
(Lenny Bruce)
"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some."
(Emo Philips)
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