A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first

Year schoolchildren, using a bowl of Fruit Loops, the cereal with the

Hole in it.

He gave all the children the same kind of loop, one at a time, and

Asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began

To say:

'Red............cherry,' '

Yellow.........lemon,'

'Green..........lime,

'Orange........orange.'

Finally the professor gave them all 'honey' loops.

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could

Identify the taste.

'Well,' he said 'I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may

Sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled:

'Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes !!'