New Word Definitions
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Dictionary
The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
College
A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Classic
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master degree.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Dictionary
The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
College
A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Classic
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master degree.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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