Quotes on Animals
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Samuel Butler
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Bill Dana (William Szathmary)
"Moo" may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.
Mason Cooley "City Aphorisms"
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
Abbie Hoffman
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
Ian Fleming
Rita Rudner
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Samuel Butler
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Bill Dana (William Szathmary)
"Moo" may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.
Mason Cooley "City Aphorisms"
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
Abbie Hoffman
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
Ian Fleming
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