Getting Laid
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
Kevin Bacon, 1996
Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it’s looks, most women know otherwise.
Kathleen Turner (1986)
Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed.
Bruce Springsteen
Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
George Burns
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Dorothy Parker
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Steve Landesberg
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller
Kevin Bacon, 1996
Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it’s looks, most women know otherwise.
Kathleen Turner (1986)
Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed.
Bruce Springsteen
Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
George Burns
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Dorothy Parker
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Steve Landesberg
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller
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