He Doesn't Have to Know

Snagged good!

For those who want a character index:

* "me" is Kim, girlfriend of Pete. [only it turns out me isn't really Kim.]
* "drakkertr" is the screen name for some guy, Pete's friend, who's hitting on Pete's girlfriend [or thinks he's hitting on Pete's girlfriend]

As best we can tell, here's what happened...

1. drakkertr (D), Pete's friend, was planning a serious hook-up with Pete's girlfriend, Kim

2. Unfortunately for D, Pete's girlfriend here was really Pete. Pete is 1 jealous conspiratorial mo-fo. D is toasted!

3. D: Huh, Wah? Shock ensues.

4. Seconds pass. D gamely attempts a recovery. Yo, dude, I was joking, dude, ha ha. Sounds like BS. Almost pulls it off for a second (at least on us). But ultimate smell test: BS.

5. Pete spits on D's BS. Not a happy friend. Indicates he plans to communicate his unhappiness to D.

6. D understands, starts peeing in his pants.