Thoughts on Christmas (Now Its Over)
"Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want-and their kids pay for it."
Rixhard Lamm
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays."
Henny Youngman
"Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Football Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."
Erma Bombeck
"Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal."
Lenore Hershey
"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."
Kin Hubbard
"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."
Garrison Keillor
"Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year."
P. J. O'Rourke
"Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!"
Ogden Nash
Rixhard Lamm
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays."
Henny Youngman
"Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Football Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."
Erma Bombeck
"Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal."
Lenore Hershey
"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit."
Kin Hubbard
"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together."
Garrison Keillor
"Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year."
P. J. O'Rourke
"Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!"
Ogden Nash
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