Advice

Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, drugs are dumb and self-indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb.
Courtney Love

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Steve Landesberg

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly . . . very slowly.
Gypsy Rose Lee

If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Linda Furney

It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
Shirley MacLaine