Best Excuses For Getting Caught Sleeping in Your Cubicle
* It's okay...I'm still billing the client.
* "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
* This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
* I was working smarter, not harder.
* "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
* "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
* This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !
* I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
* I'm in the management training program.
* Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
* This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
* "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
* Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
* The coffee machine is broke....Someone must've put decafe in the wrong pot.
* Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
* It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?
* I was cross-training for telecommuting.
* Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
* Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
* The mailman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.
* I thought you (boss) were gone for the day.
* "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
* This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
* I was working smarter, not harder.
* "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
* "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
* This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !
* I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
* I'm in the management training program.
* Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
* This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
* "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
* Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
* The coffee machine is broke....Someone must've put decafe in the wrong pot.
* Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
* It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?
* I was cross-training for telecommuting.
* Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
* Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
* The mailman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.
* I thought you (boss) were gone for the day.
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