Once I Screwed a Peacock
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response.
In classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: 'Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response.
In classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: 'Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
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