Beer
Jack Handy.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink beer, they may be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "Is it better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver?"
William Butler Yeats.
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
Henny Youngman,
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Stephen Wright.
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Dave Barry.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dean Martin.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Anonymous.
Beer: because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink beer, they may be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "Is it better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver?"
William Butler Yeats.
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
Henny Youngman,
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Stephen Wright.
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Dave Barry.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dean Martin.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Anonymous.
Beer: because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.
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