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Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

<-------- The information went data way -------- Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100% compression BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.

>... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.

PARLIAMENT.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot House of Commons (Y/n)?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS

Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Go ahead, make my data!