Countries
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Richard Brenner
It's easy to understand why the most beautiful poems about England in the spring were written by poets living in Italy at the time.
Philip Dunne
The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.
P. J. O'Rourke
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
P. J. O'Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent.
Hugh Leonard
Richard Brenner
It's easy to understand why the most beautiful poems about England in the spring were written by poets living in Italy at the time.
Philip Dunne
The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.
P. J. O'Rourke
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
P. J. O'Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent.
Hugh Leonard
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