Golfing

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
H G Wells

I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
Billy Graham

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Henny Youngman

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemmon

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Lee Trevino

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Lee Trevino