Huh?
"Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine."
Radio news announcer
"All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium."
Ralph Kiner, NY Sportscaster
"We'll be back with the recrap after this message."
Ralph Kiner, Mets sportscaster
"In the hunt to buy the San Francisco Giants was George Shinn, owner of the Charlotte Harlots."
Ralph Kiner, Mets broadcaster
"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school."
Ray Forsythe, Clemson recruit, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements
"While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind."
reason given for insurance claim
"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."
Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.
"Mattie's Restaurant and Yogurt Palace,
'An alternative to Good Eating'"
Restaurant Business Card from Decatur, Texas
"I didn't accept it. I received it."
Richard Allen, National Security Adviser to former President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange a private interview for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan.
"Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calendar is ticking."
Richard Haas, NBC News consultant
Radio news announcer
"All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium."
Ralph Kiner, NY Sportscaster
"We'll be back with the recrap after this message."
Ralph Kiner, Mets sportscaster
"In the hunt to buy the San Francisco Giants was George Shinn, owner of the Charlotte Harlots."
Ralph Kiner, Mets broadcaster
"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school."
Ray Forsythe, Clemson recruit, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements
"While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind."
reason given for insurance claim
"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."
Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.
"Mattie's Restaurant and Yogurt Palace,
'An alternative to Good Eating'"
Restaurant Business Card from Decatur, Texas
"I didn't accept it. I received it."
Richard Allen, National Security Adviser to former President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange a private interview for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan.
"Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calendar is ticking."
Richard Haas, NBC News consultant
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