Susan Boyles Future in Hollywood
First, she'll get the Carnie Wilson gastric bypass surgery...
...followed by the even riskier "eyebrow bypass surgery":
Then she dates John Mayer.
There's always this incident...
Then she puts out a gangster rap album, "Frumpystyle," featuring the hit single, "Frumpshaker:"
Then comes the night-vision sex tape.
Then the inevitable drug-fueled melt-down in front of the paparazzi...
...and the midnight snacking.
She adopts a baby from an exotic foreign country, Wales.
Next, of course, Scientology.
And finally -- the cover story:
...followed by the even riskier "eyebrow bypass surgery":
Then she dates John Mayer.
There's always this incident...
Then she puts out a gangster rap album, "Frumpystyle," featuring the hit single, "Frumpshaker:"
Then comes the night-vision sex tape.
Then the inevitable drug-fueled melt-down in front of the paparazzi...
...and the midnight snacking.
She adopts a baby from an exotic foreign country, Wales.
Next, of course, Scientology.
And finally -- the cover story:
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