Michael Jackson....
Numerous texts that we have all recieved since MJ died....
Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Caulkin stayed over
McDonalds have released the McJacko Burger, its 50 year old Albino meat jammed between two 8 year old buns
Sources are saying that Jacko didn't die of a heart attack. Apparently he was found in the children's ward having a stroke
When paramedics arrived at the Jackson residence, it has been reported that MJ was blowing bubbles. Sources say that Bubbles, 8, of California has made a full recovery.
Doctors are blaming MJ's death on the sunshine, the moonlight and the goodtimes. Saying "it had nothing to do with the boogie."
They say Michael Jackson wanted to be buried at sea, Strapped to a couple of Buoys!
It has just been reported that when Michael Jackson was on his death bed he was asked what he wanted to come back as. He replied "as a sports bottle." When he was asked why he said in his softest voice "so I can squirt my load into a boys mouth one last time."
Apparently Michael Jackson died from food poisoning. He was eating an 8 year old weiner.
Ironically Michael Jackson died 3:15, when the big hand touches the little hand.
What does M.J. & Wal-mart have in common? They both have little boy's pants half-off.
Breakiing News: Plans are in place for Michael Jackson to be melted down and turned into toys so that kids can play with him for a change
Michael Jackson Confirmed DEAD! Hospital staff are unsure with what to do with the body as plastic recycling night isn't until next Tuesday.
The doctors told his family he would beat it but no such luck.
Michael Jackson has heart attack on the way to hospital, then another heart attack after discovering he isn't in the childrens ward.
Michael Jackson reportedly drowned. Sources say he was found in the Hudson river bobbing up and down on a buoy.
Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Caulkin stayed over
McDonalds have released the McJacko Burger, its 50 year old Albino meat jammed between two 8 year old buns
Sources are saying that Jacko didn't die of a heart attack. Apparently he was found in the children's ward having a stroke
When paramedics arrived at the Jackson residence, it has been reported that MJ was blowing bubbles. Sources say that Bubbles, 8, of California has made a full recovery.
Doctors are blaming MJ's death on the sunshine, the moonlight and the goodtimes. Saying "it had nothing to do with the boogie."
They say Michael Jackson wanted to be buried at sea, Strapped to a couple of Buoys!
It has just been reported that when Michael Jackson was on his death bed he was asked what he wanted to come back as. He replied "as a sports bottle." When he was asked why he said in his softest voice "so I can squirt my load into a boys mouth one last time."
Apparently Michael Jackson died from food poisoning. He was eating an 8 year old weiner.
Ironically Michael Jackson died 3:15, when the big hand touches the little hand.
What does M.J. & Wal-mart have in common? They both have little boy's pants half-off.
Breakiing News: Plans are in place for Michael Jackson to be melted down and turned into toys so that kids can play with him for a change
Michael Jackson Confirmed DEAD! Hospital staff are unsure with what to do with the body as plastic recycling night isn't until next Tuesday.
The doctors told his family he would beat it but no such luck.
Michael Jackson has heart attack on the way to hospital, then another heart attack after discovering he isn't in the childrens ward.
Michael Jackson reportedly drowned. Sources say he was found in the Hudson river bobbing up and down on a buoy.
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